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Bamb0 10 Aug 2021 03:55 PM

A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.
She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and take a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?" she asked.

"Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked.

"Yes I do." she replied.

"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes I remember."

"Do you remember your father when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail'?"

"Yes I do", she replied. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, " You know I would have gotten out today." :(

chrisretusn 12 Aug 2021 11:04 PM

LOLROTF :d

Bamb0 13 Aug 2021 04:31 PM

Hehehe I wonder what the wifes response was? :D

chrisretusn 14 Aug 2021 06:40 PM

I think he is either recovering or 6 feet under. ;) :D

somdcomputerguy 15 Aug 2021 02:52 AM

Your Eyesight Is Perfect - https://ittzy.com/wp-content/uploads...mn-perfect.jpg :D

- Bruce

Bamb0 15 Aug 2021 07:49 AM

Hehe

FredOnline 15 Aug 2021 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisretusn (Post 622142)
I think he is either recovering or 6 feet under. ;) :D

I think this could be the guy, he was knocked on his backside and got a couple of black eyes into the bargain!

https://i.postimg.cc/V6srrj4T/panda.jpg

Bamb0 16 Aug 2021 03:57 AM

Hehe you might be right Fred!!

chrisretusn 18 Aug 2021 07:56 PM

Yep, that's probably the guy. LOL


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