Forum: The Off-Topic Lounge
6 Jul 2005, 05:14 AM
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Entrance Exam in 14...
Entrance Exam in 14 Parts
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HISTORY: Describe the history of the papacy from its origins to the present day concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political,...
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Forum: The Off-Topic Lounge
2 Jul 2005, 12:27 PM
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Forum: The Off-Topic Lounge
2 Jul 2005, 06:11 AM
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Forum: The Off-Topic Lounge
2 Jul 2005, 06:10 AM
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Some puns:
1. Two vultures board an airplane;...
Some puns:
1. Two vultures board an airplane; each is carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger".
2. Two boll...
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Forum: The Off-Topic Lounge
1 Jul 2005, 04:55 AM
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Forum: The Off-Topic Lounge
1 Jul 2005, 04:51 AM
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Forum: The Off-Topic Lounge
30 Jun 2005, 04:32 AM
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Just saw this on another forum:
After watching...
Just saw this on another forum:
After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and ask for a favor.
The Pope says, ''What can I...
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Forum: The Off-Topic Lounge
26 Jun 2005, 08:58 PM
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Replies: 322
Views: 78,891
Three Irishmen and three Englishmen are...
Three Irishmen and three Englishmen are travelling by train to a football match in London. At the station, the three English each buy a ticket and watch as the three Irish buy just one ticket among...
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Forum: The Off-Topic Lounge
24 Jun 2005, 06:35 AM
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Replies: 322
Views: 78,891
One day, as saint Peter was checking people...
One day, as saint Peter was checking people through the gates of heaven, Jesus came forth and said unto Peter, "Peter, you have been working so very hard these past few millennia and I want to thank...
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Forum: The Off-Topic Lounge
22 Jun 2005, 08:39 PM
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Replies: 322
Views: 78,891
Thanks. malc. They are favorites that I've...
Thanks. malc. They are favorites that I've collected from the net over the last few years.
I'm just happy to share them with you all.
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Little Tommy is doing very...
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Forum: The Off-Topic Lounge
22 Jun 2005, 11:36 AM
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Replies: 322
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A woman gets home, screeches her car into the...
A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs:
"Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The husband says: "Oh my...
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Forum: The Off-Topic Lounge
22 Jun 2005, 02:07 AM
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A woman brought a very limp duck into a...
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.
As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope & listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook...
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Forum: The Off-Topic Lounge
20 Jun 2005, 11:49 PM
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A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of...
A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches...
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Forum: The Off-Topic Lounge
18 Jun 2005, 05:44 AM
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A Rabbi and a Preacher liked to go fishing in...
A Rabbi and a Preacher liked to go fishing in their boat at the same lake for years, one day they invite a young pastor along for the day.
As soon as they row out to their favorite spot on the lake,...
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Forum: The Off-Topic Lounge
17 Jun 2005, 05:09 AM
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Replies: 322
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(not a joke)
An elderly Florida lady did her...
(not a joke)
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun,...
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Forum: The Off-Topic Lounge
17 Jun 2005, 05:06 AM
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Replies: 322
Views: 78,891
A blind man was describing his favorite sport -...
A blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand...
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Forum: The Off-Topic Lounge
14 Jun 2005, 06:50 AM
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Replies: 322
Views: 78,891
A DOG'S PRAYER
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Dear God,
Why do...
A DOG'S PRAYER
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Dear God,
Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?
Dear God,
When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old
story?
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