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Forum: The Off-Topic Lounge 24 Oct 2004, 09:07 AM
Replies: 741
Views: 132,780
Posted By Aardvark
The baby - He's a little Bigger.

The baby - He's a little Bigger.
Forum: The Off-Topic Lounge 3 Jun 2004, 11:36 PM
Replies: 741
Views: 132,780
Posted By Aardvark
Ah! But you're forgetting one major...

Ah! But you're forgetting one major element!


...


No, wait... That's right.

EDIT:
Forum: The Off-Topic Lounge 3 Jun 2004, 10:22 PM
Replies: 741
Views: 132,780
Posted By Aardvark
Final answer? (I always wanted to say that)

Final answer? (I always wanted to say that)
Forum: The Off-Topic Lounge 31 May 2004, 09:00 PM
Replies: 198
Views: 56,778
Posted By Aardvark
I'm an aardvark.

I'm an aardvark.
Forum: The Off-Topic Lounge 29 May 2004, 12:31 AM
Replies: 741
Views: 132,780
Posted By Aardvark
The story behind the riddle is just a way of...

The story behind the riddle is just a way of getting you to work out which button to press using only that complecated clue.


The same could be used for deciding which mango to buy in a supermarket.
Forum: The Off-Topic Lounge 28 May 2004, 05:10 AM
Replies: 741
Views: 132,780
Posted By Aardvark
Here's a weird one: Some guy is in a room....

Here's a weird one:

Some guy is in a room. There is no way at all out of the room, execpt for two shiny red buttons. One on the left of the man, and one on the right. The buttons are exactly alike...
Forum: The Off-Topic Lounge 28 May 2004, 04:57 AM
Replies: 741
Views: 132,780
Posted By Aardvark
No, I shoot myself.

No, I shoot myself.
Forum: The Off-Topic Lounge 27 May 2004, 05:59 AM
Replies: 741
Views: 132,780
Posted By Aardvark
That was fast... Yes, it's quite hard to rewind...

That was fast...

Yes, it's quite hard to rewind a tape after you've just shot yourself.


I of course know this... From past experiance.
Forum: The Off-Topic Lounge 27 May 2004, 05:52 AM
Replies: 741
Views: 132,780
Posted By Aardvark
Oh yeah... A man was found dead in an office, in...

Oh yeah...

A man was found dead in an office, in his own house. Next to him was a tape, and when the police pressed the 'play' button the following was heard: "My life's a wreck. I have nothing to...
Forum: The Off-Topic Lounge 27 May 2004, 04:43 AM
Replies: 741
Views: 132,780
Posted By Aardvark
You have made it to the last round of a popular...

You have made it to the last round of a popular quiz show. The host shows you three doors. He tells you that two of the doors have donkeys behind them, and one of them has a flashy car. You pick a...
Forum: The Off-Topic Lounge 23 May 2004, 03:51 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,324
Posted By Aardvark
I worked... Erm... *counts on fingers* 15...

I worked... Erm... *counts on fingers* 15 minutes...
Forum: FastMail Forum 23 May 2004, 03:42 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 541
Posted By Aardvark
Email doesn't age...

When I access my fastmail account, I always have two new messages. Apparently, the same "new" messages, are always new. Even when I mark it as "read". So I keep having to read email from some freak...
Forum: The Off-Topic Lounge 23 May 2004, 03:36 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,794
Posted By Aardvark
Also, some place where I forgot, it's illegal to...

Also, some place where I forgot, it's illegal to dress a monkey in woman's clothing.

...

Don't ask...
Forum: The Off-Topic Lounge 22 May 2004, 09:46 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 8,294
Posted By Aardvark
"The best thing, is not to be born, but none of...

"The best thing, is not to be born, but none of us here were that lucky." - Me
Forum: About this site... 21 May 2004, 05:22 AM
Replies: 109
Views: 13,173
Posted By Aardvark
Stupid aardvarks

Stupid aardvarks
Forum: About this site... 21 May 2004, 04:06 AM
Replies: 109
Views: 13,173
Posted By Aardvark
Big words.

Big words.
Forum: The Off-Topic Lounge 21 May 2004, 03:54 AM
Replies: 918
Views: 186,697
Posted By Aardvark
Yes, I can't remember which site it was...I think...

Yes, I can't remember which site it was...I think it was either The Time Machine, or Blackadder Hall.

(The email help thingie section (Or something))

IMAP Client That Filters--Is it a...
Forum: About this site... 21 May 2004, 03:50 AM
Replies: 109
Views: 13,173
Posted By Aardvark
Sounds more like the mutation of a sardine...

Sounds more like the mutation of a sardine...
Forum: The Off-Topic Lounge 21 May 2004, 01:19 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 3,822
Posted By Aardvark
Me too. But what's extremy annoying, is the new...

Me too. But what's extremy annoying, is the new sequal that recently came out. I don't believe it... They had 25 years to come up with a decent sequal. 25 years!! A quarter of a century of intense...
Forum: About this site... 20 May 2004, 05:33 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 7,280
Posted By Aardvark
Number 2. I like the black in "banned" and...

Number 2. I like the black in "banned" and "guest".
Forum: The Off-Topic Lounge 20 May 2004, 05:30 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 8,294
Posted By Aardvark
"Be a copycat. Everyone loves cats."...

"Be a copycat. Everyone loves cats." -Me.
"There's the wrong way, then there's my way." -Not me.
"Never say never. Oops..." - Me again.
Forum: The Off-Topic Lounge 20 May 2004, 04:55 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,509
Posted By Aardvark
How to cure the common cold: 1. Ask...

How to cure the common cold:

1. Ask friends/family for hundreds of pounds (Or whatever currency you use) as fast as possible. Insist that your life depends on it.

2. Skip work/school EVERY DAY...
Forum: About this site... 20 May 2004, 04:49 AM
Replies: 109
Views: 13,173
Posted By Aardvark
Me! :D

Me! :D
Forum: The Off-Topic Lounge 20 May 2004, 04:32 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 8,520
Posted By Aardvark
Sanity? To be honest, I have no idea what that...

Sanity? To be honest, I have no idea what that word means...

Though people do say I live in sanity...

Or is insanity one word? :confused:
Forum: The Off-Topic Lounge 20 May 2004, 04:27 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,556
Posted By Aardvark
Bah... I remember a time when addresses were...

Bah... I remember a time when addresses were addresses, and books were books. They were two seperate watch-a-ma-doodles. Someone gave us an address, and they gave us a book. And that was good enough...
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