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n5bb · 13 Jun 2012, 11:38 AM

As those reading this thread have already discovered, EMD is the CURE for what ails you:

Eliminates excessive spam from your diet.
Reduces the tendency to communicate in hard to decipher 140 character sentence fragments and encourages the development of complete thoughts in your writing.
Blocks flaming behavior when posting online.
Eliminates email anxiety.
Speeds the arrival of delightful messages to your Inbox.
Delays the arrival of all manner of unwanted renewal messages from services you haven't used in many years.
Filters out many-times-forwarded messages from older relatives which are easily shown to be false on Snopes.
Improves the speed of your email software.
Whitens the paper when emails are printed and lengthens the lifetime of those expensive inkjet cartridges.
Enhances the layout of your email folders using Feng Shui concepts.
Massages your ego, purifies your soul, strengthens all body functions, adds joy to all daily experiences, breaks in stiff new shoes, and attracts songbirds which serenade you in your garden.
In short, we have found bliss, especially in this thread.

13 Jun 2012, 11:38 AM	#3120
n5bb Intergalactic Postmaster Join Date: May 2004 Location: Irving, Texas Posts: 8,930	As those reading this thread have already discovered, EMD is the CURE for what ails you: Eliminates excessive spam from your diet. Reduces the tendency to communicate in hard to decipher 140 character sentence fragments and encourages the development of complete thoughts in your writing. Blocks flaming behavior when posting online. Eliminates email anxiety. Speeds the arrival of delightful messages to your Inbox. Delays the arrival of all manner of unwanted renewal messages from services you haven't used in many years. Filters out many-times-forwarded messages from older relatives which are easily shown to be false on Snopes. Improves the speed of your email software. Whitens the paper when emails are printed and lengthens the lifetime of those expensive inkjet cartridges. Enhances the layout of your email folders using Feng Shui concepts. Massages your ego, purifies your soul, strengthens all body functions, adds joy to all daily experiences, breaks in stiff new shoes, and attracts songbirds which serenade you in your garden. In short, we have found bliss, especially in this thread.