Ouch. Number 7 is particularly telling - not so funny. Recently someone from Church had rung me to tell me that my next door neighbour, an older guy who had well progressed dementia and had been in hospital for a week, was very low and could I drop in next door and see his wife. They couldn't get through to me because I was on the net. So they sent me an email. By the time I responded he had gone.
Jeff