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3 Jun 2019, 07:14 PM | #4666 |
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I hate it when someone NAGS at you all the time!! (Did I do it right?)
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4 Jun 2019, 07:33 AM | #4667 |
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My cats take many NAPS.
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5 Jun 2019, 10:04 AM | #4668 |
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Let them sleep or they may SNAP at you.
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12 Jun 2019, 03:50 AM | #4669 |
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I think we've hit a SNAG.
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14 Jun 2019, 12:58 AM | #4670 |
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Then I'll get up and sing a SONG.
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17 Jul 2019, 04:50 AM | #4671 |
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SING a song of sixpence...
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5 Nov 2019, 01:20 AM | #4672 |
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maybe a Christmas song by BING Crosby?
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5 Nov 2019, 01:36 AM | #4673 |
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Just open your mouth and WING it.
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5 Nov 2019, 03:08 PM | #4674 |
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Before you close it sip some WINE.
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5 Nov 2019, 08:45 PM | #4675 |
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But drinking too much will turn you into a blabbering bag of WIND.
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6 Nov 2019, 01:44 AM | #4676 |
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I poured myself a glass of fine single malt scotch and thought about what you said. I find that just sipping a little wine will never turn me into a blabbering bag of wind. Nor would sipping a little scotch. Perhaps someone using some kind of WAND can do the job.
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6 Nov 2019, 10:05 AM | #4677 |
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A good magician just needs to wave their HAND and the glass of white wine will turn red.
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6 Nov 2019, 02:19 PM | #4678 |
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But be very careful ... or you could LAND in hot water!
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11 Nov 2019, 10:33 AM | #4679 |
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Hot SAND can also be painful.
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11 Nov 2019, 04:21 PM | #4680 |
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She waved her hand that was holding wand and I SANK in hot water (or was it hot sand?)
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