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12 Apr 2012, 12:55 AM | #2957 | |
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12 Apr 2012, 02:15 AM | #2958 |
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A fellow is arrested in Easter bunny costume for stealing. Such behaviour is beyond the PALE.
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12 Apr 2012, 10:35 AM | #2959 |
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If there isn't a hearty HALE storm in Austin, Texas, on Saturday May 19, 2012, come by the O.Henry Pun-Off World Championship and sing "Hail to the sheaf" of puns which will be improvised.
And it PAINS BILL to think of such a misuse of the Easter Bunny icon. The detectives arrived JUSTIN time to drop him to the pavement, and the store employees cried, "FELL, OH, KNEE!" as the POE LEASE appeared. You see, his other crime was leasing to others for a great sum the fictional House of Usher by Edgar Allan Poe, whose title he had stolen, and the lease slid out of his pocket along with the rap music DVD's when he went down. He had created the bunny costume while living in a commune run by some old 60's hippies. The judge's name was Raven, so as she sat in her black robes and pronounced sentence it was a case of Poetic funny, punny, bunny, big money justice as she warned him to NEVER MORE steal hip hop in a hopping hippy costume. |
13 Apr 2012, 11:04 AM | #2960 |
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Check out the Sale
Check out the SALE today. Everything's 90% off!
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13 Apr 2012, 11:22 AM | #2961 |
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Now is that really a likely TALE?
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13 Apr 2012, 12:10 PM | #2962 |
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Likely it's all talk
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13 Apr 2012, 12:21 PM | #2963 |
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I thought you all would take me to TASK for degenerating into punny comments.
But netizens have a very short attention span these days, and so I doubt that many read past my first sentence. |
13 Apr 2012, 05:02 PM | #2964 |
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Talking about degeneration....
It may TAKE us by surprise to discover baboon joining the game. They can already recognise four-letter words on a computer screen, so it's only a small step for the baboonkind to add new words according to the rules. |
13 Apr 2012, 10:37 PM | #2965 |
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Let's Get to Cookin'
It's time to ask someone to BAKE me some cookies. Any takers?
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14 Apr 2012, 12:53 AM | #2966 |
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Foir goodness sake, you can even find good cookies in the store these days
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14 Apr 2012, 02:40 AM | #2967 |
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The Store Cookies Are...
The cookies in the store are FAKE. I need homemade cookies from scratch.
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14 Apr 2012, 04:41 AM | #2968 |
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SusanUKF achieved great FAME for her cookies (distributed for free), see post 1952 (and following) in this thread.
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14 Apr 2012, 09:31 AM | #2969 |
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I am game to eat more of SusanUKF's cookies. Perhaps we can persuade her to come back and make us some more.
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15 Apr 2012, 09:45 AM | #2970 |
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My NAME is on one of Susan's cookies. It's calling out to me ...
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