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Old 3 Aug 2009, 07:38 AM   #196
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So, who WILL make your steaks then?
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Old 3 Aug 2009, 08:34 AM   #197
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A steak for me too please. I'll eat my FILL.
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Old 3 Aug 2009, 12:07 PM   #198
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BILL suggests that Boom's cat isn't eating their fill of rodents. How embarrassing for that cat -- a mouse dining at the cat food bowl!

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Old 3 Aug 2009, 04:24 PM   #199
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The next time the cat sees the mice, will he or NILL he chase them?.
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Old 3 Aug 2009, 04:42 PM   #200
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And will the cat KILL the mice?
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Old 3 Aug 2009, 05:10 PM   #201
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...kill them in large numbers - at least a KILO a day?

For non-metricated cats: that's 2.2046 pounds
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Old 4 Aug 2009, 01:00 AM   #202
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And after a few thousand years, you could fill a SILO with the mouse bones.
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Old 4 Aug 2009, 02:00 AM   #203
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After a few thousand years, the silo could be covered with SILT.
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Old 4 Aug 2009, 02:39 AM   #204
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The bones will keep better in SALT.
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Old 4 Aug 2009, 05:19 AM   #205
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For SALE - salted mouse bones, enter your bid, 0.99 or more
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Old 4 Aug 2009, 05:35 AM   #206
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The bones are also available for collection, free of charge, from Nice Mice Salt Silo, South Street, DALE, Haverfordwest SA62 3RG, United Kingdom (Pembrokeshire, West Wales actually).
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Old 4 Aug 2009, 05:38 AM   #207
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It's nice to know that they are willing to DOLE out these bones free of charge
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Old 4 Aug 2009, 05:46 AM   #208
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The place is run by a chatty POLE on the dole.
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Old 4 Aug 2009, 06:16 AM   #209
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and he is the SOLE distributor
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Old 4 Aug 2009, 06:33 AM   #210
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He needs a competitor like a HOLE in the head...
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