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Old 4 Jun 2012, 05:13 AM   #3106
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I hope the essence doesn't taste VILE.
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Old 4 Jun 2012, 06:39 AM   #3107
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I sense the need to change the VIBE here. Vile > Kurt Vile > Kurt Weill > Very, Very Very (Mr. Uncertain sings and plays the Ogden Nash / Kurt Weill song about the very very very rich).
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Old 4 Jun 2012, 06:27 PM   #3108
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It seems that your favourite songs JIBE with mine.
Unfortunately the tune you refer to has nothing to do with me
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Old 5 Jun 2012, 12:10 AM   #3109
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Perhaps you would prefer to jive
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Old 5 Jun 2012, 06:47 PM   #3110
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By JOVE, you seriously overestimate my agility.
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Old 6 Jun 2012, 11:42 AM   #3111
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It was just a joke, honestly
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Old 6 Jun 2012, 03:10 PM   #3112
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Perusing the astute comments authored by the participants in this excellent forum is nearly always better than a POKE in the eye with a sharp stick, or the receiving of an encutment by a proper professional.
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Old 8 Jun 2012, 12:22 AM   #3113
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Fry & Laurie can certainly strike the pose, as can the fine actors who perform Downton Abbey.
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Old 8 Jun 2012, 05:40 PM   #3114
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It's easy to LOSE one's way in this thread, but may be that's the whole point of it
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Old 9 Jun 2012, 12:11 AM   #3115
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Aye, the lore of the four letter words, in this one thread, are a flight of fancy indeed.
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Old 9 Jun 2012, 04:50 AM   #3116
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One's eyes (or primary mouse button), could certainly get sore going thru all the posts in this thread..
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Old 10 Jun 2012, 12:20 AM   #3117
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going thru all the posts in this thread
I'm SURE no sane person will do that.
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Old 13 Jun 2012, 03:14 AM   #3118
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Oh, the LURE of the Internet....
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Old 13 Jun 2012, 03:53 AM   #3119
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This thread is as pure as one's intentions I guess
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Old 13 Jun 2012, 11:38 AM   #3120
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As those reading this thread have already discovered, EMD is the CURE for what ails you:
  • Eliminates excessive spam from your diet.
  • Reduces the tendency to communicate in hard to decipher 140 character sentence fragments and encourages the development of complete thoughts in your writing.
  • Blocks flaming behavior when posting online.
  • Eliminates email anxiety.
  • Speeds the arrival of delightful messages to your Inbox.
  • Delays the arrival of all manner of unwanted renewal messages from services you haven't used in many years.
  • Filters out many-times-forwarded messages from older relatives which are easily shown to be false on Snopes.
  • Improves the speed of your email software.
  • Whitens the paper when emails are printed and lengthens the lifetime of those expensive inkjet cartridges.
  • Enhances the layout of your email folders using Feng Shui concepts.
  • Massages your ego, purifies your soul, strengthens all body functions, adds joy to all daily experiences, breaks in stiff new shoes, and attracts songbirds which serenade you in your garden.
  • In short, we have found bliss, especially in this thread.
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