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30 Jan 2021, 06:40 AM | #1 |
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There was an angry knock on the door,so
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1 Feb 2021, 09:47 AM | #2 |
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I opened it and to my surprise there was
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6 Feb 2021, 10:54 PM | #3 |
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a mysterious stranger with a rucksack and a walkie-talkie
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10 Feb 2021, 04:02 AM | #4 |
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started to yell and tell me I was doing
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10 Feb 2021, 07:07 AM | #5 |
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a disservice to all persons whose shoe color is
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10 Feb 2021, 07:27 AM | #6 |
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purple and she wanted a different colour. The next
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10 Feb 2021, 07:50 AM | #7 |
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shoe to drop will soon be orange unless Evelyn
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10 Feb 2021, 08:36 AM | #8 |
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uses her crayons and make them a different colour.
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21 Feb 2021, 12:56 PM | #9 |
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"Red is a nice colour," she thought to herself,
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21 Feb 2021, 01:28 PM | #10 |
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and screamed into the walkie-talkie, "EXECUTE CODE RED IMMEDIATELY!".
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21 Feb 2021, 04:56 PM | #11 |
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The radio squawked "copy that". The power was cut.
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22 Feb 2021, 04:19 AM | #12 |
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Widespread blackouts continued and a Texas senator flew to
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22 Feb 2021, 09:31 AM | #13 |
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some place trying to avoid things but was found
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9 Apr 2021, 10:22 AM | #14 |
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dead on arrival. Only days later, a huge possum
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10 Apr 2021, 05:34 AM | #15 |
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ended up chewing on everything and made a big
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