Those 5 citizens are living out my dream - I've always wanted my own country, where I could dictate myself. It'd be awesome - even if it's a country directly in the middle of the United States - I'd just remember to make love, not war
Seriously, though - owning a country would be better than owning pretty much anything else - as a dictator of your own country (since you won't be able to afford a country large enough to have a parliament
), you could make your own laws as you see fit. That'd be awesome
