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**ReuvenNY** · 3 Nov 2002, 07:28 AM

An elderly man was headed home in his car one evening, swerving and weaving on the road, when he was stopped by a policeman.
"Have you been drinking tonight, sir?" the policeman asked.
"Well, I may have had a pint or two." The man replied, smiling. "Why do you ask?"
"Sir, your wife fell out of the car about a mile back."

"Oh, thank goodness," the man exclaimed. "I thought I'd gone deaf!"

3 Nov 2002, 07:28 AM	#14
ReuvenNY Moderator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: New York Posts: 4,259	A pint or two An elderly man was headed home in his car one evening, swerving and weaving on the road, when he was stopped by a policeman. "Have you been drinking tonight, sir?" the policeman asked. "Well, I may have had a pint or two." The man replied, smiling. "Why do you ask?" "Sir, your wife fell out of the car about a mile back." "Oh, thank goodness," the man exclaimed. "I thought I'd gone deaf!"