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12 Aug 2009, 02:04 AM | #271 |
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They never took payment for any CASE.
On the other hand, Bruce Wayne is rich and Superman can make diamonds. |
12 Aug 2009, 03:38 AM | #272 |
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Superman didn't earn that much with journalism, and his crafted diamonds aren't certified. Batman's stock plunged and his mansion burned down. His batmobile was intact and was sold to a used car salesman. They do have a superhero retirement fund, so they can enjoy elderly CARE. As for other superheroes, Spiderman is still young so he has to contribute to the fund, if he can make enough money with his photographs.
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I guess they'll have to make do with the BARE necessities.
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Quote:
Our caped crusaders RACE each other to the Post Office each week to draw their pension |
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12 Aug 2009, 11:18 AM | #276 |
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But we hear a loud RALE as these old heroes race each other.
Rale is a raspy noise when breathing. |
13 Aug 2009, 08:49 AM | #277 |
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Unfortunately the post office is quite far. However Batman seems to be winning the race on his cane. Superman is overwhelmed by road RAGE as he somehow got a flat tire on his wheelchair yet again.
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13 Aug 2009, 10:43 AM | #278 |
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Obviously, a new PAGE in their super-lives.
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... that makes their old page seem PALE in comparison!
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They have just lowered the PACE of their super-lives.
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They also have had to accept they are no longer ACES
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14 Aug 2009, 08:34 AM | #282 |
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That will still take them AGES.
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But the trip is fun if they stop at the pub along the way for a few ALES.
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They really should be drinking LESS and less now...
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15 Aug 2009, 04:46 AM | #285 |
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LEST they fall down and can't get up.
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