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3 Aug 2009, 08:38 AM | #196 |
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So, who WILL make your steaks then?
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3 Aug 2009, 09:34 AM | #197 |
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A steak for me too please. I'll eat my FILL.
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3 Aug 2009, 01:07 PM | #198 |
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BILL suggests that Boom's cat isn't eating their fill of rodents. How embarrassing for that cat -- a mouse dining at the cat food bowl!
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The next time the cat sees the mice, will he or NILL he chase them?.
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3 Aug 2009, 05:42 PM | #200 |
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And will the cat KILL the mice?
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3 Aug 2009, 06:10 PM | #201 |
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...kill them in large numbers - at least a KILO a day?
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4 Aug 2009, 02:00 AM | #202 |
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And after a few thousand years, you could fill a SILO with the mouse bones.
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4 Aug 2009, 03:00 AM | #203 |
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After a few thousand years, the silo could be covered with SILT.
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4 Aug 2009, 03:39 AM | #204 |
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The bones will keep better in SALT.
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4 Aug 2009, 06:19 AM | #205 |
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For SALE - salted mouse bones, enter your bid, 0.99 or more
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4 Aug 2009, 06:35 AM | #206 |
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The bones are also available for collection, free of charge, from Nice Mice Salt Silo, South Street, DALE, Haverfordwest SA62 3RG, United Kingdom (Pembrokeshire, West Wales actually).
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4 Aug 2009, 06:38 AM | #207 |
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It's nice to know that they are willing to DOLE out these bones free of charge
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4 Aug 2009, 06:46 AM | #208 |
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The place is run by a chatty POLE on the dole.
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4 Aug 2009, 07:16 AM | #209 |
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and he is the SOLE distributor
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4 Aug 2009, 07:33 AM | #210 |
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He needs a competitor like a HOLE in the head...
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