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Old 9 Aug 2013, 11:24 AM   #3946
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She probably eats a BALE of hay a day, wouldn't you say?
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Old 9 Aug 2013, 04:55 PM   #3947
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That's probably the BARE minimum of what she needs.
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Old 10 Aug 2013, 12:12 AM   #3948
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Feeding an elephant (if you had one) could turn out to be the BANE of your existence methinks
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Old 10 Aug 2013, 01:37 AM   #3949
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Yes, I'll have to think ANEW about getting a pet elephant.
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Old 10 Aug 2013, 02:19 AM   #3950
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I KNEW you'd say that - no I didn't!
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Old 10 Aug 2013, 05:30 AM   #3951
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Belle will no doubt consider it bad NEWS, if she ever finds out that nobody wants to keep an elephant.
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Old 11 Aug 2013, 12:56 AM   #3952
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The NEWT is easier to keep. but less fun to play with.
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Old 11 Aug 2013, 01:24 AM   #3953
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The NEWT is easier to keep.
NEXT to an elephant, most certainly.
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Old 11 Aug 2013, 09:03 PM   #3954
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A NEAT solution would be to keep a newt in the baby elephant's paddling pool.
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Old 12 Aug 2013, 12:41 AM   #3955
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Even at NEAP tide it would be best to keep a pet newt in a newt aquarium.
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Old 12 Aug 2013, 04:09 AM   #3956
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It's quite a LEAP to relate tides to the conditions in a desktop aquarium or terrarium!
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Old 12 Aug 2013, 11:52 PM   #3957
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I'll LEAF through all books I have on tides and aquariums, may be I'll find a relation..
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Old 13 Aug 2013, 12:14 AM   #3958
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An estuary is sort of a transition zone between river and sea (containing brackish water) If you LOAF around in a boat long enough you might see a few newts.
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Old 21 Aug 2013, 08:29 AM   #3959
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Find some good LOAM along the riverbank and you can dig out some earthworms for fishing bait.
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Old 21 Aug 2013, 03:19 PM   #3960
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Is it safe to ROAM along the riverbank looking for earthworms?
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